she was so not down for the gang bang
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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