omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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