what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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