I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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