If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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