i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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