is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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