Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I want to walk on stilts...naked
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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