And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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