If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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