yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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