i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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