Can i not drive my cunt home
She is in my trunk
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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