Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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