And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
he was CRYING into my vagina
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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