I could have mohawked her pubes.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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