Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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