Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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