Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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