You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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