we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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