HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I understand Curling. That high.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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