why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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