yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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