god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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