3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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