Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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