doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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