I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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