No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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