I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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