woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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