Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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