I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My pussy is not your playground.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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