I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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