just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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