She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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