the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
you would pick up someone in the library
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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