Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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