How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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