He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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