Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
