I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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