you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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