3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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