But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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