I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Rumble strips road head = magical
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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