I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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