it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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