So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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