would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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