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(502): View more from Kentucky

Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.

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(305): View more from Florida

I don't even know why I got my vag waxed

(786): View more from Florida

Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.

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(516): View more from New York

i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher

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(518): View more from New York

hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river

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(518): View more from New York

I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.

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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.

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(585): View more from New York

pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media

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