hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
