normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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