i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize