He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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