your room smells of hookers.
And success
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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